Why the Internet Was Invented, Vol. 11

Another somewhat tame month on the worldwide weird.  I think someone needs to go check on Japan to see if they're OK.

Videos:

1. I know what you think you though you heard, but that wasn't it.
2. This kid has a onesie of fury.
3. Baruch hata I'm annoyed!
4. I've always wanted to give one of these, but I never knew how.
5. Red Bull gives us the Rube Goldberg athlete machine.
6. What happens when you combine peanuts, nougat, caramel, milk chocolate and the internet?  I think you know.
7. Neil Degrasse Tyson explains the purpose of the universe...or lack thereof.

Miscellany:

1. If you can mail order brides, why not this?
2. The biblical defense of slavery.
3. I used to love getting this magazine when I was a kid.  Now everyone can enjoy it.
4.  As a parent, I can totally relate.
5. I'm surprise this just doesn't take you right back where you started.
6. First of all, how is this a viable business?  Second of all, I'm changing my will immediately.
7. Fell like flying through the galaxy?  Now you can.
8. Turns out, I'm a shitty typist.