Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Why the Internet Was Invented, Vol 5

I think the internet was broken this month.  It just wasn't bizarre enough for my tastes.

  1. Get spaghettified by the University of Colorado.
  2. How to survive the pending robot uprising, sans Sarah Connor.
  3. Here's a little something to honor the passing of Maurice Sendak earlier this month.
  4. This guy thinks a lot like I do.  I'm certain he pisses the hippies off.
  5. Check out this sweet Ultrabook...oh, and the commercial is cool, too.
  6. OK.  This one is a little weird.
  7. P&G's tribute to all of the mother's out there that make it possible.
  8. Pizza Hut's newest offering.   Ass-thunder!!!


  1. If you dig a hole in the middle of your backyard where will you end up?  In the middle of an ocean, most likely.
  2. Hey, G-plussers.  Tired of the whitespace problem?  Try this.
  3. Now you, too, can be Wondergirl...with a goatee.
  4. These guys have way too much time on your hands, but they are fully awesome. 
  5. Yet another reason to believe that Colorado is the best state in the Union...our breweries.
  6. Next time someone says they will write your name in the stars tell them, "Bitch, please.  I write that shit in galaxies!"

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Why the Internat Was Invented, Vol 4

Here are some of the most...well, the, the, here are some links from April.  Send me hate mail if you need to.

  1. Be careful with this one.  It is strangely addicting.
  2. This explains my neighbor's behavior.
  3. The Product Testing Institute.  Do yourself a favor and watch them all.
  4. Yeah, this is weird.  What do you expect?
  1. This is how I imagine guardian angels.
  2. My dog isn't nearly this cool.  He just sleeps and drools all day.
  3. Yes!  Yes!  Yes!  Thank you Google Maps for finally making something useful.
  4. If you need to waste a day or two, this will do it.
  5. I wish I could give this to everyone before they are allowed to talk to me.
  6. This is brilliant.  I have it on constantly at my desk.
  7. This simple matrix will keep you busy for at least two minutes.
  8. If you've ever wondered who is responsible for ruining everything, here you go.