Why the Internet Was Invented, Vol. 13

Take a look at some of the internet gems this month. I promise I'll try to find the weird part of the internet again one of these days.

Videos:

1. This guy has got to be a community college teacher.
2. Women, don't cover up your lady prizes.
3. This is what we have to look forward to.
4. Somebody had way, WAY too much time on their hands.
5. Come pick up all of your floor bags, you ain't livin' in Southeast Asia.
6. The ABC's of Death, a great claymation short.
7. This is one way to get people to watch your boring-ass how-to videos.
8. Here is the latest installment to the People Are Awesome series.
9. Ever seen Manhattan pile into the ocean? Either has anyone else, until now.
10. All of these NonStampCollector videos are hilarious. Do yourself a favor and watch them all.

Miscellany:

1. How Japanese kids learn to multiply. It's not as dirty as it sounds.
2. Worried that your backyard bunker isn't ideally situated for a 100MT nuclear blast in Topeka? Worry no more, weirdass.
3. Although less that 1% of known species are shown here, this is still a pretty cool visualization. I dare you to get this tattooed on your face, hipster.
4. Lesson #253: Never tell the people of the internet what not to do.