Videos:
- This guy has got to be a community college teacher.
 - Women, don't cover up your lady prizes.
 - This is what we have to look forward to.
 - Somebody had way, WAY too much time on their hands.
 - Come pick up all of your floor bags, you ain't livin' in Southeast Asia.
 - The ABC's of Death, a great claymation short.
 - This is one way to get people to watch your boring-ass how-to videos.
 - Here is the latest installment to the People Are Awesome series.
 - Ever seen Manhattan pile into the ocean? Either has anyone else, until now.
 - All of these NonStampCollector videos are hilarious. Do yourself a favor and watch them all.
 
Miscellany:
- How Japanese kids learn to multiply. It's not as dirty as it sounds.
 - Worried that your backyard bunker isn't ideally situated for a 100MT nuclear blast in Topeka? Worry no more, weirdass.
 - Although less that 1% of known species are shown here, this is still a pretty cool visualization. I dare you to get this tattooed on your face, hipster.
 - Lesson #253: Never tell the people of the internet what not to do.