Hey there, blogophiles. The Halloween season is upon us, and as you
may have guessed by some of my previous posts I am hopelessly addicted to horror
movies. If horror movies were IV drugs I
would have collapsed my jugular vein long ago.
So I thought that I’d spread my addiction a bit further in honor of the
season and regale you with my list of the Top 20 Best Horror Movies of All
Time. I could have made a list of the
Top 100 Horror Movies of All Time, but usually those lists tend to turn into The
Only 100 Horror Movies That the Writer Has Seen and are a tedious waste of
time. However you can be sure that the
twenty that have made my list deserve to be there even though they have bumped
out some notable selections. Also, I
have composed the list entirely of influential, well-made films that push the
boundaries of the genre. Don’t expect to
find any of the beautifully cheesy B movies that we all love, such as: Frankenhooker,
Rawhead Rex, The Stuff, and The Giant Spider Invasion.
Without any further ado (or
fanfare) I give you Daniel P. Daniel’s list of the Top 20 Horror Movies of All
Time. Read it if you dare {enter Vincent Price laugh track}:
20. The Hills Have Eyes (2006):
This is the most recently made film to make the list and one of only four
that made the cut from this century.
Although Wes Craven’s original was truly demented, Alexandre Aja sees
his demented and raises him one disgusting.
This gives new meaning to the term “nuclear family”. Is it creepily horrifying? The ayes have it.
19. The Birds (1963): No
horror movie list can be complete without including at least one film from the
master of suspense, Alfred Hitchcock.
This is one of his best.
Certainly not as shocking and perverse as “Psycho”, yet this movie
somehow leaves you with a feeling dread and helplessness even though the
assailants are only birds. There is
never an explanation as to why the birds placed humans on their shit list, but
once the onslaught begins there is no turning back.
18. 28 Days Later (2003):
Super-fast, rage-infected, blood-puking zombies. Need I say more? Danny Boyle’s dystopic view of the future is
both frightening and involving. This nod
to “Dawn of the Dead” quickly devolves into a gore-fest, but, remember, it’s
the animal rights activists’ fault.
17. Hellraiser (1987):
Clive Barker kicks open the door to Hell in this surreal freak
show. Some would argue that the sequel
“Hellbound: Hellraiser 2” is a better all-around movie, but I think that the
very introduction of Pinhead and the seriously effed-up Cenobites into the
world makes “Hellraiser” a better movie despite some of its shortcomings.
16. Poltergeist (1982):
They’re heeere. We have been
subjected to haunted house movies for nearly 100 years, but Tobe Hopper and
Steven Spielberg leave them all in a quivering pool of pink ectoplasmic
jelly. The innocence of the prototypical
family in the non-descript suburbs allows the audience to lend credence to even
the most impossible situations, and nearly 30 years later I'm betting sales of
clown dolls still haven’t recovered.
15. Saw (2004): James
Wan really came out swinging in his directorial debut. “Saw” is a snuff film on steroids – gruesome,
gory and real. Jigsaw puts his victims
in incredibly intricate controlled environments and forces them to make
horrifyingly difficult decisions...much like life in general. Survive and you’ll appreciate what you have a
little more.
14. Jacob’s Ladder (1990):
If I had to describe this film with one word it would be:
unsettling. Although this movie is
unfairly shrugged-off as nothing more than a cult feature, the freakishly
nightmare visions straddling reality and hallucination have you continually
wondering what is real after all.
12. Silence of the Lambs (1991):
This film won five Academy Awards, a Golden Globe and numerous other
awards which makes it impossible to exclude from any list of the greatest
horror movies of all time. The acting by
Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins propel this deeply disturbing and exciting
piece of cinematic excellence into the mainstream and truly freaks everyone
right the eff out.
11. The Shining (1980): All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Stanley Kubrick truly is an unparalleled
weirdass, and it bleeds through in this brilliant adaptation of Stephen King’s
book. This movie is carried by the incredible
performance of Jack Nicholson {I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m only gonna bash your fucking head in.},
but somehow Shelly Duvall seems a lot creepier to me.
10. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984): If Nancy Doesn’t Wake Up Screaming She Won’t
Wake Up At All. This is really Wes
Craven’s coming-of-age film. With
“Nightmare” Craven really comes into his own, and the performance of Robert
Englund as Freddy is nothing short of brilliant. {One, two, Freddy’s coming for you.} And who can forget the tour de force performance
given by Johnny Depp? Anyone?
9. Alien (1979): In Space No One Can Hear You Scream. Ridley Scott tears the roof off of the sci-fi
horror genre and blasts us into the 21st century a few decades early with this
masterpiece. Suspenseful and thrilling
this movie is aided along the way by brilliant set design, and it set the bar
for all sci-fi horror to come. The alien
bursting from the chest of John Hurt is easily one of the scariest moments in
movie history.
8. The Exorcist (1973):
Religion truly is disturbing, and this movie proves it. {The power of Christ compels you!} The cast and the storyline draws you in by
making every piece of this film seem utterly plausible which makes it an
unforgettable movie that doesn't just get under your skin - it stays there.
7. Dawn of the Dead (2004): I chose Zack Snyder’s take on George Romero's
1978 horror classic for one reason: Richard Cheese singing “Get Down with theSickness.” Zombies, shopping malls, gore
(the zombie birth scene is particularly hard to take) and celebrity
assassinations – what more could you ask for?
6. The Thing (1982): John Carpenter takes the gloves off in this
remake of the 1951 original. Along with
“Alien”, “The Thing” helped launch a new wave of sci-fi horror films. Action-packed and visually amazing for its
time, this movie is probably why to this day I don’t like huskies…or Norway.
5. Audition (1999): This movie is so insanely creepy that I had a hard time even writing
this paragraph. Japanese horror at its
finest. Takashi Miike creates a
psychological train wreck so compelling that you just can’t look away even
though every nerve in your body is begging you to. This one makes “Fatal Attraction” look like
“Mary Poppins”.
4. Evil Dead II (1987):
Sam Raimi and the ultimate horror movie hero, Bruce Campbell, enter the
list with this brilliant horror-comedy sequel.
The joy which the cast and crew take in creating a masterpiece of
slapstick gore is obvious. “Evil Dead 2”
is a must-see for all connoisseurs of truly demented films.
3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974):
Supposedly based on a true story, Tobe Hopper's second entry into my
list is a landmark low budget horror movie which is absolutely a modern
classic. Grainy, disjointed and
frightening, if this movie doesn’t make you want to run from the theater then
there is something seriously wrong with you.
Plus, this movie proves that hillbillies are much scarier than zombies.
2. Jaws (1975):
I had a hard time keeping this out of the Number 1 position. {Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish
ladies…} Spielberg plays on our
ingrained terror of the unknown like no other movie made before or since. {Farewell and adieu you ladies of
Spain…} The score alone is enough to
make you white-knuckle it through the movie.
{We’ve received orders to sail back to Boston…} To this day I can’t step into a kiddie pool
without heart palpitations. {And so
never more will we see you again.}
1. Halloween (1978):
The Night He Came Home. This is
the movie that launched John Carpenter’s career into superstar territory and
set the standard for every horror movie to follow after it. Scary, suspenseful, thrilling, creepy, and
more, but what really sets this movie apart can be summed up in three words: William Shatner mask {shudder}. Top marks all around.
Honorable mentions: Trilogy of
Terror, Ju-On, Suspira, The Fly, Night of the Living Dead, Psycho, Cujo
So what do you think? Did any of your favorites make my list?
